Happy Holidaze?

Tis the Season.... of loneliness, wine, and Mr. Darcy.

Standards - Normally:

Sense of humor

Good looking

Ambitious

Good job

Reliable transportation

Bachelor’s degree or higher

Well versed in current events

Good taste in music

Compassionate

Liberal to moderately conservative

Can watch chick flicks without whining

Foodie

Sexual

Buys me brunch

Gets along with my friends

Will go to gay bars with me and besties

Has a good group of friends

Beard

Ginger please!
Can put Ikea furniture together - and will.
Patience

Standards during Holidays when you’re Single:

Man

Has working parts

Doesn't make you throw up when you think about him naked

Has once had a job

Mentally stable?

Isn't a hobo

Has made a joke, at least once

Man.

Not gay.