The Modern Woman's Commandments

#1: Thou shall NOT facebook stalk. 

#2: Thou shall NOT forget or forsake thy friends for a man. Thou will need them when things come crumbling down.

#3: (kicking it old testament) To thine own self be true...keep it 100. Don't lose yourself in any relationship, man or woman.

#3.5: Thou is not lesser, nor shall thy be treated as such. The weaker sex is the one who craves dominance. For, a relationship, requires two complete equals.   

#4: "We" can never replace "I' but "I" can always replace "We"

ex) "we like the Simpsons, his favorite show." "We like going to the race track." (do you really?) "I like Modern Family and Real Housewives of Beverly Hills." "I dislike [hate even] going to the race track." "I kicked hiss ass to the curb!" 

#5: Thou Shall NEVER tolerate dishonesty, cheating, and abuse...under any circumstance. Thou shall feel perfectly in one's own rights to seek revenge. (legally or ..otherwise)