Another Year Older, None The Wiser...

I turned 25, yay?

I mean, at least I made it to 25, yaaaaaay! (that's more like it.) To commemorate my birth, I decided we should play pub golf. What is pub golf you say? Well, it is basically the world's worst drinking game. Each bar is a "hole" that has a respective par (3, 4, 5) in golf you want to have the lowest score possible, as in this drinking game. Now, to do this, you must drink more and include a dare of my choosing. Now, with that said, I was in control of the rules.. haha. My friends, thank god, were up for the challenge and really gave this a shot. This, did not end well. (Below is the now infamous score card)

It all went south at hole 4. What was I thinking with popsicle martini, what is the popsicle martini you ask?
This:

Not only did I drink this all vodka martini (mixer is the popsicle), I chugged it and chased it with a birthday shot, that some very cute stranger bought me as I awkwardly brought up ATX Hipsters (see score card above.)

This is where the night gets hazy.. aww hell who am I kidding, this is where my memory disappears. Somehow, I made it in to the next bar and apparently, so I'm told, I threw back a shot of Jameson, chugged a beer, flirted with birthday shot boy, invited him to join our pub golf crawl and lost the ability to stand up alone.   Perfect, classy 25th right? Wrong, I not only made a fool of myself and missed cute boys face, I landed on his shoulder, puckered up..then decided to take a little nap there. FUCK! I'm a mess (hence score card title.) That being said, my friends voted me off the island. They literally voted me off, called a cab sent Frankie home with me and put me in bed. Thank God. That level of messiness did not need to be seen by any more strangers.

Next thing I remember is waking up at 7am, immediately I look for my phone, great still there. I then proceed to send everyone this message, "I have no clue what time I left. What I know is I woke up surrounded by napkins, trash can, seltzer water and my purse..so I'm guessing I was wasted..sorry, hope you had fun!!" The responses I received were hilarious. This is how I know my friends are amazing. Thank you all for the fun, the shots and the pain Sunday morning. 25 couldn't have been spent better, you all are amazing! Let's never repeat that night.