No. I don't like it.

This is a twofer:

Ladies, how many times have you said, "I've never done this before" or "I don't usually do this" or "that was my first time" or my personal favortie, "yep, I did.. a couple times."

Who are we really helping when we speak these godforsaken lies? Are we helping ourselves, NO sure as hell aren't. Do you feel better, relieved, satisfied? Nope. No you don't. Are we helping the men, maybe at first. The initial stress and pressure they might feel is relieved.. but then they go on about their business thinking we are fully satisfied, when in fact we are far from it. We end up perpetuating this cycle of lackluster sexual experiences to no avail.

Let me tell you something, I too have been a victim of these fake reassurances and it got me absolutely nowhere. In the moment sure it seems like the right thing to do, especially when as a girl, you want to please this guy. You would do anything to make him feel good because you want him to stick around. Bullshit, it's bullshit! When really, all I'm thinking is yeah, you look real relieved must be fucking nice. I'm sure, actually I'm positive, that if the tables were turned, and you ladies were how should I put this.. "pleasing" your man and maybe it wasn't exactly to their liking, that they sure as shit gave you some pointers. Am I right? Enough said.

Also, what about the "that was the first" lie. My issue with this is, yes when it's good, its good. Then, when the relationship goes south into an inferno of flames (as mine typically do) then what. Then that asshole goes around for the rest of his life thinking "yep, I was the first to ...." as if he's metaphorically placed his flag in some part of your anatomy, some real Neil Armstrong shit. No, I refuse to give that to anyone else. From now on I'm just going to be like, "it was aight, been there done that."

Here's my quandary: if we tell the truth, and suggest some pointers are we really risking the relationship? If so, is that the kind of relationship or man you want? If they can't take criticism and would rather walk away tail between their legs, should we really go to such lengths as forsaking our own pleasure to keep this douche canoe happy?
I've been thinking about this issue for a while and have been consciously avoiding doing anything of the sort. Example you say, well.. I along with every woman I know hate, despise, loathe when a guy asks if "you like it." We hate having to reassure you whilst in the act. Literally, nothing annoys me more, so one time I just stopped pushed him away and point blank said, "No. No I don't. Stop talking." I was nervous that, that would be the end of that, instead he listened and I never had to deal with that shit again. Some guys do listen.


But, I'm still single. So most guys don't listen. Most guys aren't worth the lies.

Oh, and if you're a guy reading this, I hope you learned something. Because you are a guy let me sum it up real quick. No, we probably didn't, it wasn't the first time, yes I have had better and for the love of god, no I don't like it.