How To Have a Good Night.

1. Wear something cute and comfortable, if you have any doubts on those heels honey, switch em out. Walking barefoot to your car is not a good look. 
2. Going out with the intention to "meet someone" will ensure you have a miserable time, and you'll probably meet the king of douches, just to satisfy your goal. Nothing good happens and your standards disappear. 
3. If there is a drunk crier in your group, leave the bitch at home.
4. Lipstick. Trust me.
5. Gum. Always. 
6. Sugary drinks, don't. 
7. Dance whenever possible. No dance floor? No problem, make your own. Seriously though, standing around isn't fun. 
8. If you have a tolerance, stay somewhere between 3-5 drinks. Don't be a slob-ka-bob, but don't be a wet blanket either. (personally, this is my problem, I never know which drink will be the one to send me over the edge. Not a good look for me.)
9. Deal with your drama BEFORE going out - whatever it may be, and don't talk about it anymore. NO one, not even your bestie will want to try and understand your crisis over the DJ while you're screaming to her.
10. Sometimes you have compartmentalized friends - don't try and make your study friends your party friends - don't mix groups. 
11. Friends don't let friends leave 6th st without Pizza.  (ok, some of you are watching your weight or whatever.. but still. come on, just one slice.)
12. Unless it's your birthday or Bachelorette - don't dance on the bar. Just don't.
13. If you feel like your weekends are getting too monotonous, try something new, go to a different part of town, different bars, or ... scavenger hunt! Make it fun.
14. Go home at a decent time. Nothing good can happen after 2am. (personal choice/experience)
15. HAVE FUN! It's a choice, always. Choose to be in the moment and choose to make the best out of everything.